Category Archives: Assholes

Moon Landing

On this day in history America fakes the moon landing. Officially giving conspiracy theorist a hard-on and making The United States douchebags in duping the American public. Advertisements

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The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Assholes

Gathered together for the first time ever, our tips on how you can be a more effective asshole: 1. Never respect anyone unless you’re sure they could physically beat you up. This includes your own mother, police officers, teachers, the … Continue reading

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• MADD PROPAGANDA will never tell you that nationwide in 1996, 59% (62% by 1998) of all motor vehicle accident fatalities occurred in accidents in which no person involved in the accident had consumed any alcohol whatsoever. During 1996, 25,062 … Continue reading

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